Friday, 9 October 2026

Brenda of Bristol should ride again

 

Greetings!


I am beginning to feel a bit like Brenda from Bristol in 2017 who, reacting to the news that PM Theresa May had called for a snap general election, exclaimed, "You're joking - not another one!" In my particular case it is the fact that we have yet another Secretary of State at the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affair (Defra), in Angela Eagle, the third since Labour took office two years ago and the tenth in the past ten years.


It is hard to discern anything in Eagle’s CV that suggests a passion for water or the countryside representing, as she does, the seaside, suburban constituency of Wallasey, across the Mersey from Liverpool. I am guessing that her brief stint as a junior minster at Defra in 2025 was enough to gift her this poisoned chalice for there clearly are no easy or quick wins when it comes to water.

Brenda of Bristol

It has felt to me, for a while, that plans to deal with the problems of the water industry are in something of a holding pattern, so the press and repeat appointment of a new minister will do little to speed things along. After the Cunliffe Report, commissioned by Keir Starmer, which recommended a rewiring of regulation not very much has happened aside from various hints about renationalisation and the apparently eternal game of chicken as to the future of debt-stricken Thames Water.


Eagle has two choices but neither of them obviously good. The populist option is, of course, renationalisation but this is easy to say but hard to do. Realistically by the time she has put the legislation through parliament and fought a myriad of legal battles her time at Defra will be long past; indeed we will likely be into the next government and Eagle will be being measured for her ermine robes.


To not nationalise will run counter to the Burnham mood music and is, I suspect, counter to Eagle’s Corbynite tendencies. However, my suspicion is that, once briefed by civil servants they will understand that the issues with the water industry are not about who owns it but rather management, regulation and massive infrastructure spending. Moving the latter onto the government debt ledger is something, with many other pressing needs for cash, this government could well do without so anticipate a ‘reimagined’ Cunliffe Report on steroids with more stick than carrot as far as the water companies are concerned.


All this will be played out against the background of the Environment Agency’s (EA) latest six year data on the health of England's rivers, lakes, estuaries and groundwater published last week none of which is good. Nothing has improved since 2019, arguably things may be worse, with only 14.3% of England’s surface waters achieving good ecological status. Aside the EA’s continued whining about being forced to test to a higher standard than they would like (boo hoo!) it is interesting that they note comparable EU countries are recording far lower rates of good ecological status, including 8% in Germany and 1% in the Netherlands which exposes the fallacy that Europe, with a largely nationally owned water sector, has better river health than the UK.


I know it is not a popular line of thought but making the water companies the bad guys and driving them to destruction whilst hoping what comes next will, with a mighty leap, cure our problems is for the birds. As the EA say, “Many factors can affect the quality of rivers and other bodies of water – from sewage spills and agricultural nutrients to urban and transport surface water run-off, which can include litter, petrol and garden pesticides.” Even if there is a certain amount of deflection and self-interest in the statement, the EA are making a fair point – pollution sources are manifest and, even if we solved the water company issues overnight, we would only be one third of the way to a solution.


My hope is that the Water Ombudsman, proposed in the Cunliffe Report with little indication of exactly what its role might be, will be expanded with oversight of not just the water industry but everything that contributes to pollution from whoever or wherever it might originate..

Angela of Wallasey

Fly of the Week


This week it is the Callaway Chrome Tour X. Probably best fished by dropping on the far bank and then twitched onto the water. Not sure about tippet strength but no need to gink. Watch the video to see how best to present the Callaway Fly. The take is wicked!

PS This is probably the most exciting thing to ever happen on the LIV tour!

Tales from The Mill at The Mill - September coming soon!


After the success of the book days to mark the publication of Tales from The Mill in June I am delighted to be hosting one final day here at The Mill next month.

The event on Friday, September 11 runs from 11 - 2pm and tickets cost £25 which includes:



  • A special signed copy of Tales from The Mill
  • The rare opportunity to tour parts of the historic mill and surrounding water meadows
  • Chance to feed the fish
  • Book readings and Q&As
  • A glass of English sparkling and a light lunch served by the water


Whether you’ve heard about the Mill, fished its pristine waters, or are discovering it for the very first time, come and enjoy the many tales to be told!


Places are limited so book early to avoid disappointment.


Alternatively, you can also order a book from me, Amazon or Waterstones. Tales from The Mill, in addition to Life of a Chalkstream, The Otters' Tale and Frankel are also available in ebook or audio formats.

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The month the locals go fishing


We like September – it is the month us locals go fishing which might just give you a clue as to when the best time of year might be.


The reasons? Well, from a weather point of view it is usually a very settled month with few extremes allowing the fish to fall into a regular feeding pattern on a great variety of hatches. This is the month you should range far and wide across your fly box: sedges, olives, ants, daddy long legs, emergers and nymphs will all catch. You may have to deploy a certain amount of cunning; these are fish who have seen it all but, especially toward the latter part of September as the days begin to shorten, the imperative to feed ahead of winter will often trump the natural caution of the fish.


Where to fish? Clearly this summer has been hard of the smaller streams and headwaters but you would be hard pressed to spot any difference on the middle to lower catchments of the major chalkstreams which brings into play beats such as Breach Farm, Kanara and Qing Ya Xi on the River Itchen, Ilsington on the River Frome and Kimbridge, Lower Brook, The Parsonage and Timsbury 5 on the River Test.


If you fancy making a break of it Lock Keepers Cottage on the River Itchen is available for a 3 night stay with fishing for two included across September. There is a similar package for Ilsington Lodge on the River Frome. Prices from £1,630 for the weekend package of accommodation and fishing. 

Lock Keeper's Cottage, River Itchen

More Special Offers


As ever our August special offers have proved a great success, so I am pleased to add to the list for Dunbridge on the River Dun, a Test tributary, with a 2-for-1 offer giving a saving of £195.


Currently running are the following:


Compton Chamberlayne (River Nadder)    2-for-1 with extra Rods half price

Deans Court (River Allen)                           Half Price

Donnington Grove (River Lambourn)          Half Price

Dunbridge (River Dun)                                2-for-1

Ilsington (River Frome)                                2-for-1


Visit this page to see all the offers.

Dunbridge

Dunbridge (River Dun)

Total eclipse of a Victorian myth


The eclipse on Wednesday prompted me to recall the last ‘big one’ back in 1999. I had read somewhere of Victorian anglers reporting feeding frenzies, the like of which had never been seen, occurring at the time of 19th century eclipses. Not wanting to pass up that opportunity I headed to the river in plenty of time.


The last eclipse of the 20th century was scheduled for a late morning in summer and, as the moment approached the day rapidly turned to dusk in a matter of minutes which was freaky in itself, the temperature significantly dropping and a chill breeze getting up. And that was about it. Not a single fish rose. A myth busted. 

So, this time around I did not bother to head for the river but, ever hopeful, I kept a close eye on the lake at The Mill and, hand on heart, I cannot say things were dramatically different to 1999. It was definitely warmer, but it did not get as dark and there was no wind to speak of. However, the eclipse did coincide was a massive hatch of all kinds of insects, and in particular a huge number of moths.


Whether this was eclipse induced I know not but I really cannot ever recall seeing so many which prompted, as soon as the eclipse was over, the arrival of a huge flight, or a gulp as they are sometimes collectively known, of swallows who spent a good quarter of an hour jinking over the lake hoovering up this unexpected bounty.


As for the fish, well they did go on a bit of a feeing frenzy themselves no doubt induced by the hatch as were the swallows. I suppose the question is, was the hatch caused by the eclipse ...... so maybe not a myth busted.

Quiz


The usual random collection of questions this week inspired by the Newsletter topics.


1)     On this day in 1995 which two rivals Brit pop bands both released a single?


2)     In golf complete the sequence birdie, eagle, ……. and condor


3)     Who led the Labour Party in the 2017 General Election?


The answers are below.

Have a good weekend.



Best wishes,

Simon Signature

Check & book dates here

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

1)     Oasis (Roll with It) and Blur (Country House)

2)     Birdie 1 under par for a hole, eagle 2 under, albatross 3 under and condor 4 under

3)     Jeremy Corbyn

Where has my Wallop Brook gone?

 

Greetings!


‘Where’s the bloody river gone?’ was my reaction/question last weekend as I travelled up the Wallop valley from where the Brook joins the Test. I am sure you, like me, always sneak-a-peak as you cross a river bridge. This particular peek revealed no river. I slammed on the brakes, reversed back to confirm what I did not expect, a small chalkstream that had become nothing more than stones and a few puddles.


I did not expect it as it made no sense; two miles upstream at The Mill the river is still flowing, albeit in a much reduced state. This was an inversion of commonsense. How can a river suddenly disappear in the space of a mile or two. This called for some investigation, so we started to track the Wallop Brook at all its crossing points from the source at Over Wallop, through Nether Wallop to the village of Broughton where it has dried up, a total of four miles.  But then downstream of Broughton, closer its confluence of the Test, the Brook reappears again.

Wallop Brook in name alone

And the odd thing is that it really does just disappear. One moment there it is and then, a few hundred yards of wild meadows later, there it isn’t. All this happens in the vicinity of the Broughton Water Pumping Station which might be an explanation in itself except for one important factor – it was mothballed over two decades ago.


I must admit I am genuinely baffled. I guess it could be a gradient thing or, perhaps, in the time that the pumping station operated, it altered the subterranean geology. I am no geologist so I cannot opine as to whether that is a likely scenario or not. Or perhaps that immediate area is a relatively dry part of the valley and the reason the station was closed.


As I say, baffled of Nether Wallop.

Fish rescue


The hunt for the Wallop Brook took us across the ford in Broughton which, as you can see, is dry as a bone. Quite a change from March when the ford was closed to traffic, the water being too deep and perilous for all except the most intrepid 4x4 drivers.

Broughton ford

A dry river is a sad sight in itself but this was heighted by the heavy smell of rotting fish in the vicinity of the ford. We could see stranded puddles with dozens of tiny, dead trout but the fast diminishing pools were not entirely without life- with minnows, sticklebacks, small bullheads (the larger ones had gone the same way as the trout) and masses of shrimp.


It seemed an almost pointless exercise set against the length of the Brook and the probability that there were many other similar pools we would not find but along with my daughter Minnie, we could not leave them to die. So, armed with buckets and nets we scooped whatever we could and took them back upstream to the relative sanctuary of the streams around The Mill. I say relative because our streams have plenty of year two and three trout and the one thing fish love to eat is smaller fish, so I suspect the rescued remain in a life-or-death struggle but of a different kind.

Longstock Kingfisher Lodge


When Longstock Kingfisher Lodge beside the River Test was featured in Country Life at the time of its sale back in 2022 the property correspondent Toby Keel said of it, “If there are more beautiful houses in Hampshire than this one, we'd certainly love to see them.”  Frankly, it is hard to disagree.

Unusually for homes on this prime section of the River Test, it actually has fishing rights. Now admittedly it is, at just under a hundred yards a very short beat but if you are in the area and wish to idle away a few hours there are truly few more beautiful spots.


As most of you will be aware historically, we have not offered river fishing by the half day, but Longstock Kingfisher Lodge is the perfect candidate in this respect. So, I am delighted to break with that tradition. The fishing is available for one or two Rods for morning or afternoon sessions. Non fishing guests are welcome (no dogs) and there is a lovely gazebo to relax and enjoy this stunning location. More details here …..

Last gasp for August special offers


This weekend marks the last few days of our traditional August special offers with a few spaces still left if you want a last minute fish.


Compton Chamberlayne River Nadder


August 29, 30 & 31


£105/Rod minimum two Rods


Book here

Deans Court

River Allen


August 29, 30 & 31


£50/Rod. One or two Rods



Book here

Ilsington

River Frome


August 29, 30 & 31


£65.50/Rod minimum two Rods


Book here

That was the month that was August


August has been quite the ride from the extremes of heat to times when the normal English summer service returned but as yet, at least for life south of the Watford Gap, no significant rain has moved the river gauges.


There is no doubt on the smaller chalkstreams and headwaters, which do rely during the height of summer from rain replenishment, life is is tough; you will have noticed some our beats are closed and likely to remain so for the remainder of the season. However, once you travel further down the catchments where the rivers are wider and deeper, the effects of the dry summer are only marginally noticeable.



So, what of September? Well, as you know this is the month the locals go fishing and I suspect, with cooler weather ahead, it will be a bumper month. Fly-wise it is one of my favourite months as really anything goes and the weirdest fly in your box, you know that one you bought goodness knows where just because it looked funky, may well do the business.


In that vein I think our vice master Nigel Nunn has gone to the dark side with his terrestrial quartet for the month ahead. So, well done to Michael Duck, a Fishing Breaks customer since the last century and also a draw winner back in 2010, who wins the August draw and the September selection. I am pretty sure that makes Michael is our first ever double winner.

Black Beetle #16

A highly visible (thanks to the white wing post) black deer hair beetle. Straggly and incredibly buggy it imitates an insect very much stuck in the film. 

Chalkstream Red Ant #18

A hit literally as soon as it touched the water! This scruffy red ant with an X of boar bristle legs is a very tempting snack for both trout and coarse.

Ugly Ant #18

No, your eyes don’t deceive you… that is a bead. A simple ant pattern, that probably doesn’t deserve its ugly moniker. Fish either singly or NZ style. 

Derek #14

A terrestrial that has purists clutching at their pearls… high riding (thanks to the exaggerated cdc wings) and as much at home for brook trout in the states as for trout over here. Why is it called Derek? Well that’s a tale best told over a pint or two… 

Quiz


The usual random collection of questions this week inspired by the Newsletter topics.


1)     Which British pop-rock band broke up on this day in 2009?


2)     On this day in1983 Joseph Kreckman sets a record for the number of clay pigeons shot in an hour. How many was it? A) 615 B) 1,015 C) 1,515 or D) 2,215


3)     What is the difference between a geomorphologist and a geologist?


The answers are below.

Have a good Bank Holiday weekend.



Best wishes,

Simon Signature

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

1)     Oasis

2)     2,215. Roughly 37 clay targets every minute, or about one target every 1.6 seconds

3)     A geologist studies the entire solid Earth, whereas a geomorphologist focuses specifically on the surface landscape and the processes that shape landforms.