Friday 8 December 2023

Environment Agency Fails the test


 

 

Life on a Chalkstream



8th December 2023

 

 

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·     Environment Agency fails the test

BBC Panorama exposes EA failure to regulate

·     Fruits of the river

·     25 years of surfing

·     More of the wet stuff

·     Quiz

 

Dear ,

 

Who has the most thankless job in Britain? For my money it is a man called Garth who had the misfortune to be put up as spokesman for water company United Utilities, who were eviscerated in the BBC programme Panorama on Monday night.

 

The theme of the 30 minute investigation was how, thanks to the inadequacies (to use a kind word) of the Environment Agency (EA) and loopholes in the reporting system, pollution events that any normal person would consider significant, are downgraded to insignificant. This is important because, by wiping the slate clean, the Environment Agency appear to be doing their job i.e. keeping our rivers and coastline free of pollution whilst the water companies get cash bonuses in the form of higher charges to consumers, for hitting their clean water goals. I will not recite all the details of the show but to give you a flavour of the type of goings on at waste plant level, a water company can guarantee a pollution free ‘pass’ for a waste outlet by turning off the pump when the EA inspector arrives who then records the absence of flow as a pass. You really could not make it up.

 

Now, at this point, the question we really have to ask is who is most at fault. The water company for gaming the system or the EA for allowing the system to be gamed? Before I answer that let us back track to a significant legal ruling in the High Court three weeks ago. This is how the story goes ……

 

 

In Yorkshire there is a small stream called the Costa Beck, home to the Pickering Fishing Association (PFA). Lovely though it is, the Beck also has the misfortune to be home to the Pickering sewage treatment works which in 2019 discharged 400 times into the river, followed by another 250 discharges in 2020. These, along with other failures, meant the Costa was failing for fish under the Water Framework Directive regulations, regulations based on 2017 legislation that is intended to protect our rivers. This fail status was enough to spur the EA into action who, after consultation with the PFA, came up with a plan to save the Costa Beck.

 

Hurrah, you might think but the Pickering anglers felt differently seeing the EA consultation as window dressing and the subsequent plan as a box ticking exercise. The High Court judge agreed characterising the approach as one of “smoke and mirrors”, noting that the EA programme of measures could not reasonably be expected to achieve the stated environmental objectives. As the angling club argued, the EA was in effect planning to fail. It is thought that the important Pickering ruling will open the door to similar challenges across the country.

 

So, what is the answer to the question? Do we pillory Garth and his water company bosses? Of course, we do. Sure, they are for the most part acting within the letter of the regulations but as to the spirit of those same regulations, they are, frankly, taking the p**s. You and I, though occasionally people like the Pickering crew, can do little about water companies but the Environment Agency certainly can. It has 12,000 employees, a budget of £1.3 billion and a raft of legislative powers that would make a dictatorship blush. 

 

 

The Graph of Shame

 

However, the only thing getting worse quicker than the quality of our river water is the quality of the organisation tasked with protecting those rivers who are in full retreat as the graph illustrates, with Environment Agency water quality samples taken declining from 159,691 in 2013 to 41,519 in 2021. As I have often said here, and elsewhere, the Environment Agency seems to have neither the will nor the ability to fulfil its role. It should go.

 

 

Fruits of the river



I have never been a great lover of trout as a food item, except perhaps smoked. One of the most revolting meals I ever cooked was a recipe culled from Field & Stream magazine, that I created with huge hope, for a bolognaise sauce that substituted beef mince for trout. The term cat food does not even come close to how truly inedible it was in both smell and texture.

 

So, it is with a certain amount of scepticism that I bring you news of an apple brandy from the Tamworth Distillery on New Hampshire, USA who have created a Smoked Trout Flavored (sic) Brandy, the flavour provided by a scoop of roe from a brook trout, the native fish of the state.

 

You have been warned!

 

 

 

 

25 years of surfing

 

Here at Fishing Breaks we celebrated a little anniversary last week with the 24th November marking twenty five years since I registered the domain fishingbreaks.co.uk, with the web site following shortly after.

 

Looking back, it seems hard to believe that you might ever doubt the power of the internet, but I was not an earlier believer. In fact, it took a client called Simon Lewin, a very early web site designer to get me over the line. Such was his passion for the web and my early scepticism that he, sensing my reluctance to weigh over hard cash, offered to build the first Fishing Breaks web site in return for fishing. It paid for itself within three days of its launch just before Christmas 1998.

 

 

The best the internet archive would offer up!

 

Of course what we know now is that obscure activities, such as chalkstream fishing are ideally suited to the web. In the first eight seasons my real problem was finding clients; there is only so much advertising in magazines such as Trout & Salmon you can do but the internet allowed your clients to find you, which was a gamechanger as was that adjunct to the whole technology process, namely email.

 

If you are under 45 years of age this will be more of a history lesson, but there was truly a time when fax, landline phones, answering machines and, heaven forbid, letters were the route to nailing down a successful fishing trip. But goodness was it time consuming. I knew the location of every public phone box in the Test valley to remotely access the answering machine back at the office aka home whilst out on the river either guiding or river keeping. Email changed all that, a seamless conversation done at the moment of your choosing, with time to deliberate and enjoy the anticipation of what was to come. The online booking system, though still a little impersonal for my liking, followed in 2008.

 

 

More of the wet stuff



You probably don’t need me to tell you this but we are in the midst of a very wet sustained run, with the south ahead of the north in this respect by some margin. This is definitely unusual, with river levels at the start of December more what you would associate with February or March of a super wet winter. The rain has come early and hard, with October double the average and November somewhere approaching that.

 

At Nether Wallop Mill all our sluices and hatches are fully open, at least two months ahead of schedule. At The Parsonage we mercifully, ended the grayling season 30/November. This is what it looked like on Wednesday and below the Wallop Brook yesterday!

 

 

The Parsonage

 

 

The Wallop Brook when one stream becomes two

 

In some respects this is bad news, but only in the sense that our scheduled river bank repairs and restorations are on hold, certainly for months but probably until the autumn of next year. But, in every other respect, let it rain, let it rain, let it rain. It is liquidity in the bank of fishing for the season to come.

 

 

Quiz

 

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter. It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)    Brandy has an age grading system one grade being V.S.O.P. What does V.S.O.P. stand for?

 

2)    On who’s debut studio album did the song Let it Rain appear in 1970?

 

3)    BBC first broadcast Panorama in a) 1953 b) 1963 or c) 1973.

 

 

Have a good weekend.



Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)    Very Superior Old Pale

2)    Eric Clapton

3)    a) 1953 with over 1,250 episodes to date

 

 

 

Friday 24 November 2023

Yes Ministers. The revolving door at the Environment Ministry

 

 

Greetings!

This is not a preview of the quiz but what do you get if you divide 9 between 13? The number of Secretaries of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs since 2010.

 

In case you were wondering, prior to the latest incumbent Steve Barclay appointed last week (more of him later) they were Thérèse Coffey, Ranil Jayawardena, George Eustice, Theresa Villiers, Michael Gove, Andrea Leadsom, Elizabeth Truss (who blessed us with beavers), Owen Paterson and Caroline Spelman. The longest time in the job was two years and the shortest seven weeks. I think for the sake of balance I should also point out that the Labour government of 1997-2010 went through a rather more modest four office holders though I don’t recall John Prescott, Margaret Beckett, David Miliband or Hilary Benn being particular champions of the countryside or our rivers.

 

If you look through the full list of 27 office holders since the inception of the environment brief in 1970, you would be hard pressed to recall any one of them in terms of notable achievements. In fact, the only one to stick in the mind would be John Gummer (now Lord Deben) for all the wrong reasons. I’m also tempted to conclude environment has been seen by successive Prime Minsters as a handy backwater in which to moor a loyal supporter or potentially troublesome rebel at Cabinet level where they will not scare the horses. Which brings us to Steve Barclay.

 

 

However kindly you read Barclay’s CV it is hard to find much in it to suggest an interest in the environment. Yes, he represents a largely rural constituency in East Anglia but his professional life prior to parliament was all about law then finance which has been reflected in his six (!) ministerial positions since 2018. Moving from Health to Environment this time, generally regarded as a demotion, will hardly be motivating for him or the civil servants who will know he has 14 months in the post at best. And that is all before you take into account the fact that his wife is a senior executive at Anglian Water, one of the worst performing water companies. It is a horrible conflict of interest that will severely hamper his time in office.

 

But the tragedy of his appointment, and most of the twenty six before him, is not for the individuals but rather the department they were meant to serve. Nobody can ever hope to get on top of a brief as complicated as environment in such short spaces of time and without a passion to save our countryside from the worst excesses of human endeavour. The best we can hope of Barclay is that he puts his legal and financial abilities to create a Conservative manifesto pledge to reform not just the water industry but also the regulators who are supposed to protect the interest of consumers aka voters.

 

 

Steve Barclay

 

 

Trains, planes, automobiles and unspeakables



Goodness, another week another piece of the River Itchen for sale. This time it is at Bishopstoke, what you and I would call Eastleigh to redress a bit of estate agent geographical licence.

 

If that location does not help it is well down the Itchen system, a mile or so upstream of the M27 so not far from Southampton Airport. If you’ve fished any beats in the area, you’d be immediately upstream of Lower Itchen Fishery and a couple of miles downstream of Shawford Park, Qing Ya Xi, Kanara and Breach Farm.

 

 

River Itchen

 

It is a good bit of water, with plenty of variety, that when last sold two decades ago was marketed as a salmon beat. Sadly, the world has moved on and not in a good way for our Atlantic friends so pickings in that department will be thin. That said with a 1,261 yards of double bank fishing this represents good value on a yard-by-yard basis compared to recent sales on the Anton, Itchen, Lambourn and Test.

 

In the end it will be your stomach for the airport, motorway, train line and sewage works that determines whether this is for you. It is not as bad in aggregate as all that sounds, but best you should know. It is being sold by Savills; details on Rightmove here ….. 

 

 

The Barton side stream

 

 

John Bailey looks back on a barbel year on the River Wye



I do not think I have ever had a guest columnist before, so I am delighted to bring you the behind-the-scenes star of Mortimer and Whitehouse, all round amazing angler and friend John Bailey who volunteered this report as our ‘rookie’ guide on the River Wye.

 

“My guiding life was jogging along quite nicely thank you. I’ve been in the game for exactly thirty years and my regular clients and my work with Mortimer and Whitehouse were keeping me alive with a bit to spare. So why did I debate Simon Cooper’s suggestion that I introduce some of Fishing Breaks’ aficionados to the delights of barbel hunting on the Wye? Why indeed?

 

To be honest, whatever you lot might think, I’ve always enjoyed working with Cooper. For very many years, we’ve enjoyed projects together and I’ve had fun each and every time. I’m not going to blow much more smoke, you’ll be relieved to hear, but I’ve always found him entertaining, insightful and above all in this game, honest. So that’s all a good start, I reasoned.

 

 

John Bailey in action on the River Wye

 

Above all, my own angling career has roughly been split 55% coarse to 45% game with periods when one has taken precedence over the other, like the years I worked on the Hardy Creative Team and nearly forgot what a float looked like. This angling diversity has enriched my life in fishing so colossally that I have always felt a need to get this message across. It also explains my delight in my role at Mortimer and Whitehouse, Gone Fishing, a program that explores every fish species, every fishing method and every fishery type imaginable. This all-encompassing philosophy is also at the heart of How We Fish, the book Paul and I have just published, a book that I hope might draw angling’s differing factions closer and help unite the sport in these perilous times…how is that for a Christmas present plug!

 

There’s something else, an element important to me. When I was learning my trade in the late Fifties but especially the Sixties, coarse angling was vibrant, innovative, thrilling and magical fun. Pioneering anglers wrote about new methods, new baits, new tackle and whole new approaches that were all about involvement and a deeper understanding of how fish feed and how the waters they live in work as the seasons progress. As I progressed, I felt like a fishing detective immersed in the aquatic world, trying to solve mysteries every session I undertook. It was in the Seventies that coarse angling exploded with invention and became the most compelling of all angling’s disciplines … or so I felt. Today, all that energy has gone. Coarse angling in the main has become stereotyped, tedious, over engineered and largely confined to commercial fisheries where stunted carp arrive on the back of lorries. Anglers now rely on barrows to laboriously transport their mountainous amounts of gear a few yards to a swim that has been carefully prepared to be devoid of bushes, reeds or any twig of nature. This is fishing in a supermarket world and I loathe it.

 

 

.... and barbel makes three

 

So, when Cooper called, I was already on a mission to reel back the years and coarse fish in traditional ways, ways that rely on knowledge of the fish above all else. No bivvies. No barrows. No bolt rigs. Just the fisher and the fish and the minimal amount of gear to connect them. That’s what I was about but I was anxious. Would Fishing Breaks‘ predominantly game focused anglers embrace a coarse challenge and give something new a chance? Would they want to wade, feel for bites, bounce baits down the current, float fish, and potentially walk miles, trying different swims and different methods in each of them?

 

The answer, delightfully, has been YES! From the middle of June to the beginning of November a stream of trout and salmon anglers have come my Wye way and professed to having enjoyed themselves. I think that they have been reassured that we ( generally) keep on the move, that when the river levels allow, we get in there and that all my barbel kit ( spare shot and hooks) fits into a bum bag pouch. Rod, net, bait bucket and off we merrily go. Of course, the river and the fish are the real stars of the show. Who cannot be impressed by the Wye, even if accustomed to the Scottish or Icelandic rivers? And whilst chub are great, barbel are simply scintillating. They look gorgeous, can be cunning and can fight just as well as salmon pound for pound. ( and often much better.) They can even be caught on fly if that’s the route you want to stick with…and barbel on a five weight make bonefish look limp!

 

Guiding is a marriage. I do my very, very best to provide a good , interesting day even when the actual fishing is hard. I like clients ( or friends as I hope they soon become) to realise that, to listen and to take on board my recommendations. It’s good when they engage and understand that we are doing something skilful and exciting in sumptuous surroundings. Without exception , Cooper and his team have sent me people simply brilliant to be with. Feedback has been good and I’ve had wholly satisfying days when I have felt that my style of coarse fishing has been understood and enjoyed.

 

Roll on 2024! In the meanwhile, I am in the process of exploring the upper Wye and tributaries for the legendary grayling these enchanting stretches hold. Of course, fly fishing is productive and superb sport but so is trotting with float and bait. Grayling fishing is enjoying a real renaissance in popularity and spinning a centre pin is part of the drama. So, if I find the fish, watch out for upcoming Grayling Trotting Masterclasses(!!) throughout the wonderland that is the Welsh Marches. Until then, my thanks to Simon, all at Fishing Breaks and those excellent souls who have ventured with me on the coarse side!”

 

Thank you, John. And to follow up on those plugs How to Fish by Paul Whitehouse & John Bailey is available on Amazon and vouchers for guided days with John Bailey on the River Wye for groups of one to four from Fishing Breaks.

 

 

 

Quiz

 

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter. It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)    What froze over on this day is 1434 and 1715?

 

2)    Anglia is the Latin name for what?

 

3)   Name one of the two stars in the 1987 comedy Trains, Planes and Automobiles?

 

 

Have a good weekend.



Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)    River Thames

2)    England

3)    Steve Martin or John Candy

 

 

 

TIME IS PRECIOUS. USE IT FISHING

 

 

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