Friday 19 November 2021

Smoke and mirrors

 

Greetings!

 

I do things so you don’t have to. Having read the headline in the papers last week Water companies ordered to hand back £67m to customers and having found that just about every news organisation had faithfully regurgitated the Ofwat news release without further analysis I thought a bit of digging might be in order. After all, £67m might sound a fair bit of cash but with 29 million water bill payers that is collectively only £2.31 off your water bill next year.

 

A visit to the Ofwat web site (full title Water Services Regulation Authority with mission statement Improving life through water) is to enter acronym hell. The Home page starts out fine with a few friendly graphics but it takes some sort of inductive logic to which I am not privy to work out that the section headed “In-period ODI determinations” will give you the truth behind the £67m headline.

 

 

A 1770 French smoke & mirror device

 

Of course, Ofwat don’t make it easy. This is, after all, a quango with an annual budget close to £40m so no surprise that I had to read 33 pages of dense, management-speak rich text to at least part understand the process that took Ofwat to that £67m figure which, by the way, represents less than half of one percent of total annual water bills in England and Wales. Literally and figuratively a drop in the bucket but let’s continue as that ODI determination process highlights how skewed the regulation process is against dealing with water pollution issues.

 

I will put you out of your agony and not save ODI for the quiz; it means outcome delivery incentives. Basically, it is the measure as to whether the 17 regional water and wastewater companies in England and Wales stick to the pledges made to their customers and stakeholders at the 2019 price review about progress towards service level commitments. [Sorry, I could not better rewrite that bit of quango speak]. If they do well (!) they can charge you, the customer, a bit more next year. If they do badly they have to give you back a bit of what they charged you last year. Yes, it really does work that way.

 

You’d have thought the ODI measurement would be pretty simple. Clean water into homes and businesses through pipes that didn’t leak too much. And then return that water to rivers and seas in a state a reasonable person might consider clean. As the youth would say, LOL.

 

But no. These are some of the outcomes by which the companies are measured: education performance. Visitors to recreation sites. Use of renewable energy. Greenhouse gas emissions. Per capita consumption. To be fair bathing water performance was included but five companies declined to offer any data (including Southern Water) in 2020/21 as the Environment Agency sampling regime was constrained by Covid. If there was any performance target required for clean rivers I could not find it.

 

So, there you have it. Performance targets that largely measure the outcomes that don’t address the basic problems of pollution. It is a typical Ofwat monopoly producer led fudge designed to muddy the waters; you get brownie points for a super-efficient pump that uses green energy even if that pump is spewing out thousands of tonnes of sewage.



You have to ask whether this whole process is worth the effort; it seems to be largely a PR effort by Ofwat to position themselves as the champion of the consumer against big water. The news release is heading in that direction by trumpeting the £67m that will be returned to some whilst being very coy about the fact that an extra £68m will be charged to others.

 

I’m sure if Johann Georg Schröpfer was alive today, the illusionist who invented the technique of smoke and mirrors in the 18th century to bring his seances to life, would consider ODI a worthy 21st century iteration of his nefarious craft. 

 

 

Hero vs. Villain

 

Just a reminder that Charles and I will be together here at The Mill on Monday evening at 6pm to host the debate that asks the question: Is the Environment Agency worth the cost of our fishing licence?

 

The pollution issues will surely loom large, as will I suspect, the rumours that continue to fly around of the EA imposing 2lb limit on the size of stock fish. But those are the more national issues. We’d love to hear of any stories, good or bad, of the EA in your particular region.

 

If you have a question you’d like posed please email in advance to simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk The Zoom login details are:

 

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Life of a Chalkstream on the road again

 

Is seems an age since I spoke to an audience of real people at a real gathering; Zoom works well in some formats but for others it will never, ever be the same.

 

So, I’m delighted to say that after a break of nearly two years I’ll be back on my feet by kind invitation of the Campaign to Protect Rural England at Sparsholt College, near Winchester on Thursday December 2nd at 6.30pm.

 

This is a fundraiser for the CPRE, which remains to my mind, one of the few sane voices that sticks up for countryside issues without the baggage of some campaigning organisations I could name. Aside from examining the unique beauty of the chalkstreams I’m sure there will be time to discuss the thorny issues of our times in, hopefully, a light-hearted but enlightening manner.

 

To book tickets click here 

 

 

Quiz

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter.

 

It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)    What is the largest living organism on the planet?

 

2)    What famous address that begins "Four score and seven years ago..." was delivered on this day in 1863?

 

3)    Which American author was President of the CPRE 2007-12?

 

 

Have a good weekend.

 

Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)    Armillaria ostoyae or the Humongous Fungus that covers 2,385 acres of the Malheur National Forest in Oregon, USA.

2)    The Gettysburg address by US President Abraham Lincoln

3)    Bill Bryson

Friday 5 November 2021

Pooh sticks

 

Greetings!

 

As you will have read the government bowed to popular opinion on the dumping of sewage. Or have they?

 

This was in part thanks to some well-argued pieces in the national media and a social media campaign which included a Tweet from Feargal Sharkey that has been viewed nearly 9 million times as it cleverly conflated the hypocrisy of the government stance on sewage with its utterances in the run up to COP26.

 

In tandem with the Sharkey Tweet a video shot with a drone over Hampshire’s Langstone Harbour, a section of coastline that has protected conservation status, vividly showed thousands of tonnes of sewage pouring out of a 7ft diameter pipe turning the blue waters of the Solent grey, a discharge that lasted for 49 continuous hours in October.

 

 

With apologies to A.A.Milne

 

However, governments never like to climb down so we need to be on our guard. This all blew up as the Environment Bill made its way through Parliament which placed some obligation on water companies to better monitor sewage discharges but there was no legal duty on water companies to reduce raw sewage discharges. The rebellion of Tory MPs challenged this lack of legal duty. As a result of the U-turn Ministers will write in their own amendment to place a legal duty on water companies to cut sewage discharges.

 

I say we need to be on our guard for three reasons. Firstly, the word cut. How will that be defined? What will be the benchmarks? Frankly, the volume of sewage discharges is already unacceptably high so even if they are cut in half, which I’m sure the water companies, government and regulators would claim as a massive win, they will still be unacceptably high. Secondly, who will monitor and measure the cut? We all know the abysmal record of the Environment Agency in this respect.

 

Thirdly, and probably the nub of this is cost. Pre-U-turn, when Government whips were trying to quell the rebellion, cost was cited as the reason why no legal duty should be placed upon water companies. However, it is hard to know where we are when it comes to the question of cost. The Storm Overflow Taskforce, made up of the water industry and our friends Ofwat and the Environment Agency, put the cost in range £3.9bn to £62.7bn. Yes, really that is no typo. That is a range of 1,607%. I think the last time I saw a percentage on that scale was in the small print of a payday loan advert.

 

Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find any other cost estimates so let us play around with what we have. In terms of the consumer, the low end of that £3.9bn bill spread over ten years would mean an extra £14 on each household water bill each year. At the high end that £62.7bn translates to £221. The average annual water bill is currently around £450. Or looked at another way government has been more than ready to add green levies on our electricity bills which currently stand at 23%. If we did the same with water that would produce roughly £30bn over 10 years, so in the midrange of the Storm Overflow Taskforce estimate.

 

Alternatively, and probably more politically palatable for some, we could go after the profits of the water companies. Since privatisation shareholder dividends have been in aggregate £57bn, so roughly £2bn a year. Say we cut the dividends in half that could be a billion a year towards sewage infrastructure, but still a good way short of the mid-point of £3bn a year.

 

So, whichever way you cut it, the solving of our sewage problem is going to fall on the bill payer. We’ve won the emotional argument. Now we need to win the fiscal one.

 

Langstone Harbour, Hampshire for 49 hours had Untreated sewage released into it

 

Click here to watch the video

 

 

How fishing guides get married

 

We had a wedding in our guide community back in September when Steve Dowling married long-time partner Michele. Naturally, the stag do was a fishing day but even by guide standards the theme of the wedding was unusual: movie or TV characters.

I thought it might be fun to share the pictures of the day which took place in Michelmersh Barns which overlooks the Test valley between Stockbridge and Romsey. For Steve it bought back memories (and maybe was inspired by) his sole foray into the film business when, back in the 1980’s, he was an extra in the filming of Wurzel Gummidge’s wedding at the Barns, played by ex-Doctor Who John Pertwee. 

 

 

Steve & Michele

 

Needless to say, Steve and Michele’s honeymoon involved water – a trip to the Lake District where Steve sneaked in a day on the Eden with Paul Proctor whilst Michele rode some heavy horses.

 

We wish Steve and Michele every happiness in their new life together. 

 

 

 

Is the EA worth the cost of the fishing licence?

 

I don’t want to prejudice the outcome of our next debate but I hope there is only one conclusion when Charles and I will be asking you the question: Is the Environment Agency worth the cost of a fishing licence?

 

I’m sure our debate will feature sewage, coming as it does just a few days after the debate in the House of Commons (15/November) on discharges prompted by the petition that garnered 111,434 signatures. However, I hope we’ll range far and wide over the EA remit including the proposal to limit stocked trout to a maximum of 2lbs.

 

We’ll be coming to you on Zoom from The Mill at 6pm on Monday 22/November. If you wish to register for this and future debates click here and I’ll also include the login details in the next Newsletter the Friday prior (19/November).

 

 

 

River plates

 

I was sent this rather fun photo from one of my readers in California. I have struggled to think of the perfect fly for numberplate success. Has anyone else a photo of a weird river finds?

 

 

 

Quiz

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter.

 

It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)    When was the first car number plate issued in the UK?

 

2)    Feargal Sharkey was the front man of which punk band formed in the 1970’s?

 

3)    Which English king was Guy Fawkes planning to kill?

 

The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin (Official Video)

Watch the video. Love the sweater Feargal!

 

 

Have a good weekend.

Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)    1904

2)    The Undertones

3)    James I