Friday 26 April 2024

The squeaky wheel

 

Greetings!

 

A few weeks ago I was beginning to wonder whether I was living out a hellish chapter from Martin Amis’ first novel The Rachel Papers as a high pitched squeak invaded every part of The Mill defying every attempt to locate the source.

 

In the book a twenty something Amis takes against his elderly village neighbours for some imagined slight, crafting his revenge by positioning speakers along the boundary line, playing music incessantly until the old couple flee from their home, blood oozing from their ears. Now, I have not fallen out with our neighbours, and I cannot imagine they would do such a thing, but incessance plays havoc with the mind.

 

At first, in the depth of the night, I assumed the squeak/squeak that sounds a bit like eek/eek was our returning family of otters but daylight proved this to be false as I continued to hunt down the sound. When stood outside it seemed like it was emanating from inside. When you stood inside it seemed to be emanating from the outside. It was maddeningly intermittent but clearly had something to do with the mill wheel, now into many months of ponderous turning thanks to the wet winter and spring. 

 

 

The mill wheel, a huge cast iron beast dating back to the mid 1800’s, splays off a huge spindle the ends of which sit in bronze castings which hold it in place. It is so huge that the spindle actually passes through a thick wall, the mill race and wheel on one side of the wall and the remainder in what used to be the milling room. Crouching down with my ear to one of the castings I counted down the 45 seconds it takes for a full rotation of the wheel. Nothing. I did the same with the other. Nothing. Then, as I walked away, like a disobedient child sticking out his or her tongue behind the back of teacher, the squeak squeaked. Back in the couched position for some considerable time I definitively concluded the squeak was coming from the mill race side. Or maybe the mill room side. Or maybe both.

 

But being close up and personal did at least bring one benefit as I spied, which I had never noticed before despite it being in plain sight, a well the size and shape of a matchbox set in the top of each casting. Digging around with a twig, and then more effectively a pipe cleaner, it seemed intended to be some sort of reservoir but was blocked with age old grease. Eureka! Surely this was some sort of lubricating point? I filled each well with oil and settled back for a squeak free night. No chance. So, the following morning I did what any sensible person does faced with a huge, obstinate, inanimate object – I hit it with a heavy hammer.

 

Peace has now returned to the mill – the squeak has gone and the wheel turns in blissful silence. My mill engineer pal says it was probably a tiny bit of grit I dislodged with the hammer that would have ground away to nothing in the end. He could well be right because, for all my investigations, I never really located the source of the squeaky wheel. 

 

 

Is 46 tonnes a lot of fish?

 

The weekend papers carried the story of the EDF nuclear plant at Hinkley Point in Somerset which is set to shred 46 tonnes of fish each year as they are sucked into the giant water intakes that will cool the reactor once it opens in 2031. In some sort of weird offsetting agreement it has been decided that 840 acres of coastal farmland adjacent to the plant, some of which will be compulsorily purchased from the farmers who currently own it, will be turned into salt marshes at the cost of some £50m. This had me ask the question: is 46 tonnes a lot of fish?

 

At first blush it might seem so but I can think of land based fish farms producing hundreds of tonnes a year. There are individual Norwegian salmon cages that hold 3,000 tonnes of live fish at any one time. The Margiris (pictured below), a super trawler that operates in the English Channel, is capable of catching 250 tonnes of fish a DAY. 640,000 tonnes of fish were landed in UK ports in 2022.

 

 

I am not sure who decided on the ecological equivalence of shredded fish and salt marsh. It sounds to me like some very expensive PR puffery that will be loved by everyone except the farmers who will be deprived by law of a home and livelihood, whilst taking land out of production forever. And that is all before you even consider the eyewatering cost of the proposal.

 

Frankly, I think we would be better bunging a few quid the way of The Margiris to stand idle for six hours each year.

 

 

New owners for famous Avington Fishery

 

Avington is steeped in fly fishing history, the original venue for double figure browns and rainbows. Recently purchased by the owners of Avington Park, the country lifestyle resort right next door, considerable improvements and investment are under way and the recently appointed fishery manager Tom White is breathing new life into this famous stillwater.

 

Firstly, the three lakes will be stocked to offer better choices: one lake with a higher density of good sized trout, the second to a lower density but with double figure specimens and the third lake remaining catch and release.

 

Fishing on the carrier will still be available but as a joint ticket with the catch and release lake. As in the past there are a variety of day ticket options. In addition, it is possible to rent the entire fishery for exclusive use for small or large groups.

 

Around the fishery you will see considerable changes, not least with a very smart café and tackle shop where you may rent or buy. Details here ...

 

 

 

Nigel Nunn flies back for 2024

 

Our creative and artistic fly tying genius Nigel Nunn has kindly agreed to supply prize flies for the monthly feedback draw. Here is the sample for the April winner to be announced next time.

 

 

 

 

 

Our first beaver

 

I cannot say it gladdened my heart but last week we had the first sighting of a beaver on a Fishing Breaks beat in Wiltshire, the eastward chalkstream migration happening much quicker than even the most pessimistic of us predicted.

 

This sighting also coincided with the sighting the same week of another species we once regarded as extinct, Liz Truss, the woman who drunk the Kool Aid whilst Defra Minster, signing into law the beaver as a protected species.

 

I would not like to hazard to suggest which would be more or less welcome tramping along a riverbank near you sometime soon…….

 

 

 

Quiz

 

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter. It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)     Who wrote The Miller’s Tale?

 

2)     When was the first UK nuclear power station (pictured below) opened? A) 1951 B) 1956 C) 1961

 

3)     Bronze is an alloy of which two metals?

 

 

Have a good weekend.



Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)     Geoffrey Chaucer

2)     1956. Calder Hall at Sellafield that took a mere 3 years to build

3)     Copper and tin

Sunday 14 April 2024

The good of floods

 

Greetings!

 

Compared to the Britain of the last few months Noah had it easy – we’d laugh in the face of a mere 40 days and 40 nights of rain as long held records fall month after month.

 

For most of us wet weather is, at worst, a nuisance but for some industries such as construction, hospitality and agriculture it can have significant financial implications. However, Mother Nature is no fool – heavy rain and floods are vital to the survival of rivers and all that live in them.

 

To start with the most obvious, the purging nature of floods that clear the detritus left behind in dryer years, sometimes reopening channels long blocked or even puncturing new water courses through the landscape – aside from the interventions of man, this is why we have the landscape we have.

 

 

Designed to flood. Harnham Water Meadows, Salisbury, Wiltshire

 

The impact on those that live in rivers is not much researched in the UK but thanks to those countries with hydro dams, the Scandinavian countries in particular, we have a good idea of the benefits and detriments of flooding which, on the whole, fills the good column rather than the bad. Fish do well because the survival rate of the ova increases dramatically with the heavy water flows. The gravel beds are loosened by the flows allowing more eggs to become captured in the gravel and once safely lodged each egg gets more and better oxygenated water. More hatching eggs equal more fry and more fry equal more juvenile fish and so on. Expect to see a spike in wild trout of catchable size 2-3 years from now.

 

The fly population looks more endangered but actually insects are smarter than we give them credit for, adapting quickly as they sense the onset of the floods that force them to find safe habitat ahead of the worst of the rains. In fact, their lives to a certain extent get easier as the range of habitat is vastly increased as the water floods thousands of acres of water meadows and brings life to secondary streams, ditches and ponds. Mayflies and sedges do well out of floods, positively thriving.

 

For birds and animals, the picture is more mixed; clearly any wading birds and the ducks just love it, but for ground nesting birds, especially those who prefer a river valley, nest building is on hold for a for a few weeks longer. Otters just love it, end of story but these are hard times for water voles with flooded burrows and high mortality without the warmer, dryer weather of spring. But in general, for wildlife, who do not run their lives according to the Georgian calendar, this is all just the natural course of life to be endured until better times and weather arrives.

 

As to the fishing itself the truth is that this is all a lot more challenging for the fisher than the fish. Here is a strange thing about chalkstreams: you can walk them day after day in January, February and March untroubled by the sight of a single fish. It is as if they have all been stolen by some unseen hand until, quite suddenly, for no apparent reason the river is full of fish again and all is well. Eureka day has, no doubt thanks to the depth, speed and turbidity of the flow, arrived in early April this year, a few weeks later than scheduled. That, I think, will be the challenge this month as the fish wait out the floods for conditions to return to what they would regard as spring normal. 

 

 

River Anton at Upper Clatford last week

 

 

No more (or just fewer) rants

 

The Boat Race proved a good publicity vehicle for all things that are bad about our rivers; I even had emails from the US and the antipodes. It is a sad, sad state of affairs that we have come to this when you think thirty years ago, we were celebrating the return of the Atlantic salmon to the river of our capital city.

 

You may have noticed that this Newsletter, and the two previous, have been absent of rants against the water companies, EA, Ofwat and their like. I have decided, in the words recently used by a Conservative MP, to step back from writing about pollution issues. However, in my case it is for all the best reasons.

 

I have been chuntering on, in one form or another, about the egregious behaviour of all the above for more than a decade, long before it became fashionable to do so. Indeed, I recall being pilloried by the fishing ‘establishment’ who leapt to the defence of the EA as if I was some sort of climate denier. Some still do, their pockets lined with grants and contracts from the EA, but for the most part the serial incompetence of the EA is an accepted fact.

 

 

So, I am scaling back on my pollution writings and will confine myself to local issues from now on and continue my campaign for the abolition of the hateful fishing licence. After 10 years of banging the drum, I feel I have done my bit and the water quality campaign has a momentum of its own to which I can contribute not much heft. I am confident that water will be a significant election topic, maybe not in the top five but definitely a top ten issue. The Tories in government are waking up to the issues but it will no doubt, if the polls are correct, fall to Labour, for good or ill, to chart the course of the next 20 years.

 

In the vein of localism, two quick bits of news. Our local paper reports a Southampton man caught coarse fishing without a licence, with salmon and trout in his keep net. He was prosecuted to the full extent of the law being fined, in his absence at magistrates’ court, £100. And the cost of a salmon licence? £90.40. Goodness know how many thousands of pounds it cost the EA, police and Court Service to bring this prosecution, all for a ‘profit’ of £9.60. Complete madness.

 

Finally, following the River Test river keepers protest there will be a similar gathering in Newbury, Berkshire at noon on Sunday to draw attention to the same issues on the Berkshire chalkstreams, the Kennet and Lambourn in particular. All are welcome. You will be pleased to hear that sampling of the Test a week after the protest showed no overpuming and clean water immediately below the Pipe of Doom. That is quite some victory if Southern Water keep things that way.

 

 

NEW Weekend breaks at Coombe Mill on River Avon

 

Coombe Mill and Kingfisher Lodge that had a sabbatical in 2021, is back to its very best as the extensive restoration work on this River Avon beat is now fully bedded in.

 

Previously restricted to one week stays, I am now offering 3 night weekends in the wonderful Kingfisher Lodge, with views over the river. Arrive at your leisure of Friday, fish as much as you like Saturday and Sunday, heading off on Monday after breakfast.

 

There is plenty of fishing for two people at any one time with the party welcome to swap around so everyone may fish. The lodge has two good double bedrooms that sleep four, plus a panoramic living room, kitchen and wrapround veranda.

 

More details here ….

 

 

 

River conditions update

 

So far, April has not been without its challenges – as you may have noticed we have delayed opening on some of our beats not so much due to the condition of the river but treacherous banks and difficult access.

 

However, other beats have opened as planned, Donnington Grove (Lambourn) and Kanara (Itchen) to name two and as I write this we are now in a drier spell, with the prospect of some rain-free days ahead so expect a return to more normal April conditions soon with more beats opening this weekend.

 

To check dates and open beats use this link or email us.

 

 

River Frome at Ilsington yesterday

 

 

Quiz

 

The normal random collection of questions inspired by the date, events or topics in the Newsletter. It is just for fun with answers at the bottom of the page.

 

1)     What do Magnolia, Flowering Peach and Redbud have in common?

 

2)     What is the meaning of the word antediluvian?

 

3)     What percentage of the world’s water is fresh? A) 2.5% B) 12.5% C) 25%

 

 

Have a good weekend.



Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk

Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

Quiz answers:

 

1)     All names of golf holes at Augusta National, home of The Masters.

2)     Of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood

3)     2.5% with only one fifth of that available as fresh water to mankind, the rest locked deep underground, highly polluted or in glaciers.