Friday 26 April 2019

My unlikely love affair


My unlikely love affair


We are first up for the new series of the BBC Countryfile Spring Diaries, the show going out at 9.15am on Monday 29 April on BBC One. You know the story but you might like the BBC's take on the show:



"Paul Martin (the presenter who interviews me) is discovering that our back gardens can be a convenient snack stop for cheeky creatures who are always on the lookout for a free meal. Otter numbers in particular are on the rise in the UK, and Paul has been meeting a man whose battle to save his fish stocks turned into an unlikely love affair."


The show will be available shortly after broadcast on BBC iPlayer



A Twitch Upon The Thread

Over my fishing lifetime I have come across plenty of fishing anthologies but I can't recall one that captured my imagination quite as much as Jon Day's 
A Twitch Upon The Thread.

The difference with Day's book lies in his chosen subtitle - Writers on Fishing. He has scoured the library of King's College London where he teaches English for not just great fishing literature but that written by our greatest writers. Who would have known George Orwell, who I always assumed to be a dour sort of fellow, defined his childhood through fishing? That John Donne took against fly fishers, for little good reason as far as I can tell, in his 1633 poem The Bait calling us 'curious traitors'. That Charles Dickens wrote of sturgeon in the River Thames.

If you ever sought a paragraph to define why we fish, then the words Izaak Walton quotes in The Compleat Angler from his friend and fishing companion Sir Henry Wotton still resonate four and a half centuries later,

"An imployment for his idle time, which was then not idly spent: for angling was after tedious Study, a rest to his mind, a chearer of his spirits, a diverter of sadness, a calmer of unquiet thoughts, a moderator of passions, a procurer of contentedness: and that it begat habits of peace and patience in those that profess'd and practis'd it. Indeed, my friend, you will find angling to be like the vertue of Humility, which has a calmness of spirit, and a world of other blessings attending upon it."

However, before we all get carried away with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside Lord Byron was less impressed by The Compleat Angler, railing against the cruelties of angling saying of us all, "No angler can be a good man."

Ranging across five centuries its hard not to be impressed by Jon Day's deft collection which was published last week by Notting Hill Editions and is available through Amazon at £14.99.


PS In case you think A Twitch Upon The Thread sounds familar it is indeed the name of Book II in Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited which in turn takes the quote from a G K Chesterton Father Brown story. It is a fair old bit of literary upcycling.



No more trouble at t' mill

The River Test at Whitchurch Fulling Mill is one of my longest standing beats; the connection goes back nearly twenty years through three different owners, though it is only the most recent who have any interest in fly fishing.

Richard and Lucy are passionate about the river and it shows; all sorts of improvements are completed, in progress or planned. Over the winter a combined team from the Wild Trout Trust and fishery students from Sparsholt College did great work on the wading section above the mill. The canopy was trimmed back, bank repaired and the felled trees used to create deflectors. Since then Mark Burns the river keeper has planted more than fifty heads of ranunculus weed.

For those of you who have fished Fulling Mill in the past you might recall the footpath than ran along part of the beat. Most of the time the intrusion was limited to walkers enquiring as to whether you had caught anything (I perfected about 20 various answers to alleviate the tedium) but on a sunny day dogs, children and bread thrown to the ducks could be a nuisance. However, the new fencing and a cunningly designed splash for dogs, duck feeding and even children (!) seems to have done the trick for trouble free fishing in the future.

The season opens at Whitchurch Fulling Mill on 1/May. More details here .....





New places for 2019

As you know I always like to find something or somewhere new for each season and 2019 is no exception. Here's a brief summary:

Ideal for groups of 2-4 Rods on a combination of the Tanyard and House beats, the former being great if you like to wade.

In addition to the carrier ticket we are now offering the lake tickets online, which includes the recently added Catch & Release lake. You can combine river and lake tickets to switch at will during the day.

Located downstream of Upavon Farm and upstream of Avon Springs this is right in the heart on Frank Sawyer country.


The Quiz

Castle Howard the setting for Brideshead Revisited starring (l-r) Anthony Andrews, Diana Quick and Jeremy Irons.
More questions to hopefully entertain and enlighten. As ever it is just for fun with the answers at the bottom of the Newsletter.

1) The Greek messenger Philippides was running from Marathon to where, establishing the legend responsible for the marathon road race?

2)      In what year was the ITV series Brideshead Revisited first broadcast?

3)      What does a podiatrist study?


Have a good weekend.


Best wishes,
Simon Signature 
Founder & Managing Director



Answers:

1)      Athens
2)      1981
3)      Disorders of the foot, ankle and lower extremity

Friday 12 April 2019

Saving the British Countryside


Rescuing the British Countryside

Greetings!

On Sunday, jaded and jet lagged, I pulled out a wheelbarrow and did what I do about once a month - a litter patrol on the lanes that lead into Nether Wallop. I know my fellow villagers think me quite mad; waving as they drive past with faces that are a picture of bewilderment. To this date, and I'm talking years, nobody has ever stopped nor does anyone ask when I meet them at some village event or other. Maybe they just think it is behaviour, to lean on the East Anglian psychiatric phrase used by doctors to describe their 'unusual' patients, Normal for Nether Wallop.

The fact is that I am determined that anyone arriving into our village is greeted by hedgerows and verges that are flecked with wild flowers rather than the glinting of abandoned tin cans. For even in our rural backwater we are blighted by litter.

As I plod along the road, with my gloves and long stick, I often try to discern the mindset of the car drivers who discard all manners of trash. It's not like you can just drop it or make a misjudged hurl at a waste bin. You have to consciously wind down the window intent on littering the green, unsullied countryside. Why? I have no idea but I suspect my never ending audit of my gatherings might give some clue.

Essentially 9/10ths of what I collect is what you might describe as the detritus of food of the move - coffee cups, energy drinks, soft drink cans, plastic bottles and food wrappers. To date I have never found anything of value or worth keeping though the large blue device, best described, to save blushes, as a sex toy, caused some hilarity. There must also be a secret drinker taking a nip on the way home - there is a regular cache of empty ready mixed Gordon's Gin &Tonic cans. 

Most litter forays will end in a half filled barrow but I'm long past being angry. It is, along with rural crime, the blight of life in the countryside. And I'm not alone in this essential chore. Ask any river keeper whose patch takes in a local picnic spot where the river bed will have to be scoured clean after a sunny weekend.

I guess the only consolation is that the blight of litter is far from being a uniquely British disease. I was jet lagged after returning from a bone fishing trip in the Bahamas where the mangrove swamps are the collectors of ocean rubbish and the white sand beaches as blighted as the green verges of Nether Wallop. It is nothing new. I recall something similar fishing on the northern extremes of The Great Barrier Reef two decades ago. Not that familiarity makes the sight any less depressing but it does illustrate the intellectual conceit that surrounds the current 'save the planet' debate.

David Attenborough's latest opus on Netflix quite rightly highlights the horrible mess we are making of our world and no doubt the dying auks will become the poster children of the cause on social media. But as I stare into the contents of my barrow I know exactly the demographics of the culprits. It is the very generation who will reap the whirlwind of the unfolding environmental catastrophe but it seems to be a generation who like to talk big about saving the oceans without be able to sweat the small stuff. I mean really, if you can't dispose of your litter responsibly, what hope is there? As I say it doesn't make me mad any longer, but it does make me very, very sad.

Postscript: after penning the above piece I headed for the offices of Harper Collins for a marketing meeting on my upcoming Frankel book, which by the way is out on 13/June in time for Father's Day and Royal Ascot. As the meeting finished Helen Ellis, the PR genius to whom I am ever grateful, pushed a copy of the just published Green and Prosperous Land into my hand. 'You'll like this.' she said. And Helen is right. 

The writer Dieter Helm, an Oxford economist and chairman of the National Capital Committee (a government quango) sounds an unlikely ally to find beside you at the barricades. But he's one of us - a fly fisher and the subtitle to his book A Blueprint for Rescuing the British Countryside takes to task the decades of bureaucracy and vested interest of lobbyists that have bought us to our current sorry state. It is more than worth a read and available from Amazon. As is my Frankel book for pre-order; ignore the 11/July date which has been superseded.






Life mimics art

I think there is a phrase 'life mimics art'. If I'm right then writer of 
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, the late Paul Torday will be grinning from ear-to-ear from whatever cloud he occupies as news comes of a successful salmon farming operation in the United Arab Emirates.

It seems that for the past two years weekly batches of fingerlings from Argyll in Scotland have been flown the 5,000 miles to saltwater tanks of a desert fish farm which is able to perfectly replicate the salinity, temperature and water movement of the Atlantic salmon's native home.

But far from ending in the disaster of Torday's novel the fish are now on the menu for UAE restaurants leapfrogging nearly all other fish to become the second most popular fish in the region, a particularly popular choice for the health conscious young.

You really could not make it up ......



One Fly on the move back

It looks like the One Fly will be making a move back to where it originally began for, in case you haven't heard the news, Lucy and The Peat Spade team have taken over The Grosvenor Hotel in Stockbridge to expand their portfolio.

Nick (r) with Top Angler Ed Burgass
Lucy tells me the restoration and upgrade of this iconic building on the High Street will be done gradually, but after a brief closure for a major spring clean, it reopened last week. Do drop in or visit the website.

As you know the One Fly is now a biannual event so no Festival this year but we will be back on 23rd/24th April 2020. I am delighted to announce that the winning guide from 2011 Nick Parish will be taking over from the late and much missed Peter Roberts as Guide Captain, the pivot on which the whole One Fly swings. 

Thank you Nick for putting your hand up. As they say one volunteer is worth a thousand conscripts.

Details of the 2020 One Fly Festival here.....



New fly packs for 2019

In association with the leading British fly tying company Fulling Mill we have reworked my fly pack selections with a whole new range for 2019.

We still have the seasonal variants for spring, Mayfly, summer and autumn but I have also added a Chalkstream Nymph selection and Grayling selection. 

In addition you will receive a free tapered Fulling Mill leader with each pack specifically chosen to optimise your presentation. So, for instance, there is a 9ft 6lb/3x with the mayflies, a 15ft 2lb/7x for the grayling and so on.

All the packs are available online and will be dispatched the same day direct from us here at Nether Wallop Mill.




The Quiz

More questions to hopefully entertain and enlighten. As ever it is just for fun with the answers at the bottom of the Newsletter.

1)    Who wrote "Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life"?

2)    The 32nd President of the United States died on this day in 1945. Who was he?

3)    Which are the three most common species of Hirundinidae birds that arrive in Britain, mostly from Africa, around this time of year?



Have a good weekend.


Best wishes,
Simon Signature 
Founder & Managing Director



Answers:

1)    Oscar Wilde in his 1889 essay The Decay of Lying.
2)    Franklin Delano Roosevelt
3)    House Martin, Sand Martin and Swallow