Rod licence
Will you be thrown in jail for
cycling without a licence? Will you be detained by enforcers in
paramilitary style garb for canoeing licence free on public waterways? If
you dangle a line off Brighton Pier will the long arm of the law deny you
mackerel for tea? Enough said.
The fishing waistcoat/vest
These seem to be increasingly falling
out of favour to be supplanted by bum bags, necklaces and some strange
looking harnesses that look more like breast milking devices. With my guide
hat on it will take a lot for me to give up the waistcoat: the storage
possibilities are endless for spare rain jackets, glasses, first aid kits,
phones, enough tippet to stretch to the Moon and, of course, the obligatory
nine fly boxes. On my own I’ve got it down to a single lanyard and box, but
that is a whole different story.
Barbed hooks
Goodbye. Forever. And hopefully,
double and treble hooks.
New fly patterns
Enough! Do we really need any more
fly patterns? I am pretty sure trout are not getting any smarter and Mother
Nature is not producing any new insects. I know all you fly tyers have a
God complex, always on the cusp of that never fail fly. But as the old
fable reminds us, hell is a fish every cast.
If you have a nomination for the
Museum of Fly Fishing post it on social media or email me. The best of
the nominations reprised next time.
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