Friday, 22 November 2019

The truth about flooding

The truth about flooding

We seem to be getting into a strange mindset about our climate, the passage of time muddling how we recall decades past. Apparently, there was a time when Mother Nature strictly obeyed the Gregorian calendar allotting sun, shine, rain, snow and wind to precise months each year, the famous British obsession with the weather simply being a reflection of the uniformity of our weather patterns. Not.

A drier than average summer? A wetter than average autumn? As the French would say, merde! If you care to Google the history of freak weather events in Britain you'll see they are far from being 'freakish'; there is something that caused death and destruction at least every ten years going back as long as records exist. 

I have a book on my shelf that charts the history of Hampshire (hardly a county you'd classify as cyclone alley) weather since photography began; you'll find snowdrifts in June and flooded streets in August. All of a sudden as we enter the third decade of the twenty first century, we seem to be surprised about this. But we shouldn't.

Humanity has long gravitated towards the areas most likely to flood; the convenience of living beside a river trumping the risks associated with living beside a river. The masses be they in cities, towns or villages huddled along the banks because they essentially had to. But in modern Britain we have no such need but still we do it. In the past twenty years 250,000 homes have been built in flood risk areas. Of those 68,000 are in zones where flooding is anticipated at least once in every 100 years and of those 23,000 are in areas expected to flood every 30 years.

And so, we have to deal with a problem of our own making, rivers becoming the unwitting victims of the urbanisation of the river catchments, those very regions that Mother Nature designed to collect rainfall over a natural drainage area. The D word comes around again. Dredging. But it is hardly a solution, in most cases the volumetric equivalent of forcing the output of a fire hose into a garden hose. For dredging has rarely ever been about the instant solution to flash floods but rather the management of agricultural land that works over a cycle of weeks at best but more generally months.

As Kevin Costner famously says in the epic sporting film Field of Dreams: if you build it, they will come. Sadly, that has turned out to be true.

Salmon statistics

One of our guides, a keen salmon fisher, sent me a copy of the catch return you are required to submit to the Environment Agency. He did it not to boast of his fishing prowess but rather to highlight the 2018 statistics the EA list in the top right-hand corner of the form. It makes for depressing reading:

  • 31,655 licences sold                        10% decrease on 2017
  • 106,085 days fished                        34% decrease on 2017
  • 7,778 salmon caught                       43% decrease on 2017
  • 13,661 sea trout caught                   38% decrease on 2017

88% of salmon and 85% of sea trout were released. It is hard to put any good spin on any of this data other than to say that we are optimists all: that is one salmon for every fortnight of fishing!

Fancy a record grayling?

February is traditionally themonth the big grayling come out to play, no doubt in anticipation of the impending spawning season. Earlier this year this old adage proved to be more than true when one of John Bailey's party at the Ilsington on the River Frome set the new British record.

Simon Ellis (l), John Bailey (r) and 'the fish'
Can lightening strike twice? Well, yes and no as another new record this coming February would in fact be the fourth time a British record has been captured at Ilsington. You can, of course but a day ticket any time, but with John Bailey at your side, one of the most accomplished anglers of our generation, I think it is fair to say your chances multiply dramatically.

Join John on either February 21st or 22nd. More details here .....

32 fishing days to Christmas

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Fishing Breaks went sea fishing out of Weymouth Harbour on Tuesday - well, what else would we do for our Christmas party?!

With that theme a few saltwater related questions this week. As ever the quiz is just for fun, with answers at the bottom of the page. 

1)      Xiphias gladius is the Latin name for which fish?

2)      Which fish is known as the Poor man's lobster?

3)      The name of which fish comes from the old French word for spinning top?

Have a good weekend.

Best wishes,
Simon Signature    
Founder & Managing Director


1)      Swordfish
2)      Monkfish

3)      Turbot

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