The death of Irish lakes and rivers

 

Greetings!   The fish kill of 32,000 salmon and trout along a 25 mile stretch of the River Blackwater in August may have been the largest event ever of its kind in Ireland but really it is just the foaming head on what is the Republic’s toxic river brew.   The headline ‘The death of Irish lakes and rivers’ is not mine; it is taken from the Irish Times on 15/October which reports on the latest six-year review from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), the newspaper concluding that the ‘continuing deterioration of rivers, lakes and estuaries risks arriving at a point where they become ecologically dead.’

 

A few of the victims of the River Blackwater fish kill

 

The situation is as bad as anything we have in mainland Britain with 70% of estuaries failing to reach satisfactory status, 44% of rivers having too much nitrogen and one third too much phosphorus, with generally 48% of waters rated below minimum standards. Urban wastewater, urban run-off and forestry are all listed as significant polluters, but it is agriculture that the Irish Times turns its editorial guns on. Citing the River Blackwater, with echoes of our own River Wye, the paper talks of the accumulating environmental stresses and persistent EPA-licenced facilities breaching their operating conditions, with little by way of penalty or prosecution.   I feel slightly vindicated by the Irish Times article because when I am on the road doing my Life of a Chalkstream talks I am nearly always asked whether our calamitous situation in the UK is unique. My answer is no, but even when I cite examples, I can tell I lose the room. However, there are three immutable truths about water pollution across the world. The first is that it does not matter who owns the water companies as it is the management that matters and that is nearly always bad. Secondly, agriculture is always a worse polluter than the water companies, but the public ire is rarely directed in the direction of farmers. And thirdly, water regulators always seem to have rings run around them by the very people and institutions they are supposed to regulate.   In case you are wondering as to the cause of the Blackwater kill, I am afraid you will, as with all of Ireland, be kept wondering. Three months on nobody is any the wiser beyond the fact the fish died from some sort of chemical exposure. Where or from whom that came is not known. In fact, and with echoes of the British Rail ‘wrong kind of snow’, the evidence is thought to have washed away.

 

 

That was the year that was 2025   How quickly things change. This time last year I was reflecting on one of the wettest seasons in my memory where some rivers ended the year in the condition you might more normally expect them at the start of the year. In fact, if you recall, conditions were so wet plenty of beats opened late, some not at all and some I closed early as the condition of the banks made access all but impossible but for the most intrepid of souls.   Fast forward twelve months and we are ending this year with one of the driest seasons in my memory, where carpet slippers are as much as you need to keep your feet dry. It has been a tough year for the headwaters and small streams, but once you get into the mid-sections of the major chalkstreams they have looked picture perfect, the River Itchen in particular has barely missed a beat.

 

A summer on the Itchen   Of course, we now start the long march of winter with the hope of copious rains falling on the chalk downs to recharge the aquifers. Currently the data looks something like this with England as a whole, and the chalkstream regions in particular, experiencing four-fifths of average rainfall during the past six months. Bearing in mind that we mostly have thought of this as a drought year, plus those three mind blowing heatwaves of June and July, makes me feel that 80% is a we-got-away-with-it figure.   According to the data crunchers at the Environment Agency it will take just average rainfall over then winter months to get us where we need to be for the start of next season. That instinctively seems to me about right as the groundwater levels, that is the water stored beneath us from past rain, are rated Normal everywhere I checked. By the way in an interesting aside (if you like this sort of thing) a recent study that sampled water entering the chalkstreams to measure pollutants found a way to date the water concluding that some of today’s river water fell as rain 30 years ago. I have to confess that years ago I was told something similar but I thought it something of a chalkstream myth, but apparently not.   All that brings me to wrap up what has been a successful year, one I will look back on and say yes, 2025 was up there in the top quartile of my professional chalkstream life. From a business point of view we have had more clients than ever, the fishing school barely had time to pause for breath and the guides are gibbering wrecks. We had our end of season party last week and the talk was of just chillin’ with a few days of fishing for fun. Go for it, you deserve it.     LH side from front: Mark McElroy, Si Fields, Steve Batten, Bob Preston, Richard Leamon, Diane Bassett, Steve Dowling, Chris Sawby & Lucy Waddington. RH side from front: Jamie Pankhurst (legs & arms only!), Keegan Kennedy, Steve Smith, Nick Parker, Malcolm Price, Mark Bedford-Russell, Sarah Lindsay, Livvy Colechin-Jones & Charley Portsmouth.   My final duty of the trout season is to announce the winner of the Grand Draw from all the feedback form entries this season, the winner collecting 52 flies (a hot dozen of 13 patterns, 4 of each, enough for a whole season), a hand drawn/illustrated book and one an engraved 4” classic Wheatley boxes from our vice master, Nigel Nunn. Well done, John Hall a regular of many years standing who, on this occasion, fished in July at Qing Ya Xi.

 

A good trout will always appreciate a well tied fly .....

 

 

Dick Cheney: fly fisher and politician   I cannot say I ever met Dick Cheney, but I did once stand beside him in the dinner queue at the One Fly in Jackson Hole, Wyoming his home and the state he represented in Congress on his way to becoming Vice-President under George Bush Jnr.   His passion for fly fishing became something legendary during his time in the White House, the local fishing guides to this day recounting tales of snipers watching over him from high up on the bluffs over the Snake River, Secret Service people in unlikely fishing attire in outriding drift boats, with divers dressed, ready for action. Cheney used to joke that far from being there to prevent some James Bond-style waterborne assassination attempt they were rather there to prevent him drowning. Fishing Wyoming rivers entails taking on Class V whitewater rapids every day, with capsizes frequent. In fact, the One Fly nearly ended the year it started when a guide drowned in exactly these circumstances and I can attend, as judged by the eighteen stiches in my head, as to the ferocity of the water and the unforgiving nature of the rocks.     Ready for fishin' not politicin'........   Wyoming loved Cheney and fly fishers loved him more. When he arrived at the One Fly dinner the room would rise as one, cheering and applauding as he made his way to his table. Actually, that is not quite true. My friend would remain seated, arms crossed with a face in a rigid scowl. But then again, he did once run, unsuccessfully, for the House of Representatives as a Democrat.   It is fair to say that Cheney was a polarising figure and with his VEEP popularity rating at 18% low his Washington advisers suggested his love of fly fishing, if more known to the American people, might knock off some rough edges. By all accounts the Vice-President did not really take to the idea; the great outdoors did not come without risk. When first nominated at Secretary of Defense by George Bush Snr. he had to fess-up to three youthful indiscretions. Two were drink driving and the third was fishing out of season, for which he received a fine and, in his words, the annoyance of the rangers ‘confiscating the f*****g fish’. I guess the current Vice-President, with his recent snaffo whilst fishing unlicenced with our then Foreign Secretary, David Lammy was just continuing a long tradition of piscatorial disobedience.   Cheney had also been caught out, aside from the time when he accidentally shot a fellow hunter, in what we would now call a social media pile on when an official photo released of him apparently fly fishing seemed to show naked women reflected in his sunglasses. The truth, a bare arm and some weird reflected optics, was only established when the White House distributed the original hi-res image allowing all to determine he was indeed outdoors and fishing, sans any accompanying dance troupe.   Richard Bruce Cheney, politician and fly fisher, born 30 January 1941; died 3 November 2025. He is survived by Lynne and his daughters.     The sunglasses photo from 2008     Don’t abandon the Chalk Stream recovery pack   This was the UK Parliament petition that 13,081 of you signed earlier this year in response to the abandonment of the Chalk Stream Recovery Pack by the current administration, a report commissioned by the last Conservative government when chaired by Charles Rangeley-Wilson.   If you are not familiar with the Pack, this is how Charles describes it:   “The abandoned but oven-ready recovery pack addressed that protection through a range of commitments including time-bound goals for abstraction and phosphorus reduction bringing all chalk streams to good or high status by certain key dates. It also included undertakings to consider chalk streams irreplaceable habitats in planning law, to consider better practical measures to reduce run-off in improved farming rules for water, to include special consideration for chalk streams in national highways and local road network technical guidance, and in restrictions relating to septic tanks.”     Charles Rangeley-Wilson

 

You can read here the full Government response to the petition, and why the Pack was abandoned. But in a nutshell the reasoning goes, in what are mostly the Government’s words, that the planned creation a new, powerful, and integrated regulator in place of Ofwat, including a regional element to ensure greater local involvement in water planning allows all sources of pollution to be addressed across the river catchment which makes special measures for chalkstreams obsolete.   If you look at the voting map for the petition signatures you can see where the government is coming from on this with support for chalkstreams overwhelming coming in Tory voting constituencies in regions where there are chalkstreams. Randomly clicking around the UK I did find a parliamentary constituency where just one person had voted for the petition and plenty where it was just a handful. You and I may love chalkstreams, but clearly the Labour ministers do not consider them vote getters.   The truth is I am open minded about the whole Pack debate; not everyone in the chalkstream industry gave it their full support. But on the other hand, I fail to see the logic of the Government argument that all rivers are equal. We offer plenty of special protections such as National Parks, Areas of Outstanding Beauty, Green Belts, SSSIs and so on; the Pack was good because it gave us a case for special pleading. But in the end the real worry is that we are putting all our eggs in the new-style Ofwat basket, plus some touchy-feely stuff about a Plan for Change. It is hard to be hopeful.

 

 

Quiz   The usual random collection of questions this week inspired by the date and topics today.   1)     On this day in 1800 what were women in France banned from wearing without a Police permit?   2)     Is the River Blackwater the longest river in Ireland?   3)     Under how many US Presidents did Dick Cheney hold government positions?   Answers are at the bottom of this Newsletter.

 

Have a good weekend.  Best wishes,

 

 

Simon Cooper simon@fishingbreaks.co.uk Founder & Managing Directorwww.fishingbreaks.co.uk

 

 

1)     It was trousers, a law not annulled until 2013 2)     No, the longest is the River Shannon 3)     Three. Gerald Ford as White House Chief of Staff. George H. W. Bush as United States Secretary of Defense. George W. Bush as Vice President of the United States